Crazy Questions
The internet has been called the greatest educational tool ever. Yet, there are still more questions than answers. Here are some of the thousands of queries pinging round on emails and baffling computer users.
Why do we press harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat
Can you cry underwater?
Why do people believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars but check when you say paint is wet?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the tube?
How come Tarzan didn’t have a beard?
Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in “lisp”?
If the temperature is zero outside today & it is going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Why do banks charge a fee for having ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough money in your account to pay it?
If it is true we are here to help others, what are the others doing?
What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every couple of hours?
Why do doctors, when hey ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Why don’t birds fall out of nests when they are asleep?
Orange: which came first, the fruit or the colour?
If corn oil is made from corn & vegetable oil is made from vegetables, should we boycott baby oil?
Why is it called a “building” when it is already built?
Why is it called a TV Set when there is only one of it?
Why does round pizza come in a square box?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
Why do they use sterilised needles for execution by lethal injection?
Are there reserved parking spaces for able-bodied people at the Special Olympics?
What is the speed of dark?
If you were travelling at the speed of sound and turned on your radio, would you be able to hear it?
Why do speedometers on cars go up to speeds that are both completely illegal and well beyond the capabilities of the car?
Hilarious Post. My favourite question is “Can you cry underwater?” I think, yes, we can cry. because crying starts in lachrymal gland,(deep inside the eye).Outside can’t effect it.
I want to add someone else’s answer about this message,(i found this via www)
“Yes, but you wouldn’t see the tears, they’d be absorbed into the water.”
What a cursory point of view isn’t it?
myglad
27 Dec 07 at 11:56 pm
That was very funny! Thanks
Q : If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
A : To China, japan and germany. check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_and_territories_by_current_account_balance
Guess who is at the bottom of the list?
Hollywood Joker
29 Dec 07 at 3:39 pm
I think many of these are attributable to George Carlin. (May he rest in peace!)
RangerGordon
16 Aug 08 at 4:00 am